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 Beoko (Also known as Vertibreaker) - 75 THF / 75 RNG / 65 BRD!

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PostSubject: Beoko (Also known as Vertibreaker) - 75 THF / 75 RNG / 65 BRD!   Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:02 am

1 - Please provide your RL specs (age, sex, marital status, yiffer, etc.)

You don't need to know my age. I had sex with Haf once. He didn't want to get married. Yiffing is amazing. I etc'd all over his face.

2 - Have you read our mission statement and structure?

Nope.

3 - What raiding experience do you have? Please specify what roles/classes you have played in the past.

I raided Haf's mom last night.

4 - Please submit an armory link and chat about your raiding spec. If you are planning on starting a new character on Staghelm, let us know what spec you plan on having at 80.

You see, questions like this are what ruin sarcasm.

5 - Please list your previous Guild(s) and why you left (Transfer applicants should also include previous Guild Master and 2 members, and yes, we are asking because we want to know if it ended amicably)

Benevolentia - It broke
Reflect - I quit

6 - Can you make ALL of the raid times for the foreseeable future?

Only if Haf can make ALL of the raid times in the forseeable future.

7 - Do you know an existing member of Bound? If so, do you believe they will admit it?

One time I saw Stomp at Wal-mart and she ignored me. Sad

8 - List any alts over level 70 and their professions if you plan on having them in the guild.

Beoko is my only character.

9 - Please list 3 resource websites you frequently utilize for information on developing your in-game play.

ffxiah.com
ffxiclopedia.com
bluegartrls.com/forum

10 - If you are in a pick up group and one of the member's of your party accuses you of "ninja'ing" an item, what do you do? (there is not just one right answer here. Smile)

I quickly break his arm for uttering such an outrageous accusation. This is followed by a threat on his life if any sound out of his mouth even tries to form a syllable. However, before any of this happens -- I ask him whether or not he is left or right handed. This way I know which arm to break.


11 - What are your PC's performance specifications?

About 2 seconds in front of Haf's toon.

12 - Please provide any other information you would like to include, about yourself such as where you live, etc, and about your character and/or why you think Bound would be a good fit.

Last thing I want any of you to know is where I live! Very Happy

Bonus points to anyone who has any idea what the hell I'm talking about in half of these questions. On a more serious note, just wanted to say hi and (hopefully) offer some much needed sarcasm on this Hitler forum. It doesn't surprise me that Haf is the guild leader. Where are you guys setting up Auschwitz?
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PostSubject: Re: Beoko (Also known as Vertibreaker) - 75 THF / 75 RNG / 65 BRD!   Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:07 am

We're full on Verts and their moms, but thanks for applying.
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PostSubject: Re: Beoko (Also known as Vertibreaker) - 75 THF / 75 RNG / 65 BRD!   Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:46 am

Not sure how this thread got locked... I was fucking around with my last post.

Wierd.

I guess other people don't want Furvert here.
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PostSubject: Re: Beoko (Also known as Vertibreaker) - 75 THF / 75 RNG / 65 BRD!   Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:29 am

I saw that yesterday. thought you did it. The joys of forums.
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PostSubject: Re: Beoko (Also known as Vertibreaker) - 75 THF / 75 RNG / 65 BRD!   Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:05 pm

Yea... Haf is full of Verts.... uhhh....

For anyone that might not know, the sarcasim is justified. Haf and I played and raided with Vert in Insomnia.

Holler at us in-game, Vert.
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PostSubject: Re: Beoko (Also known as Vertibreaker) - 75 THF / 75 RNG / 65 BRD!   Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:06 am

/tear

I had thought perhaps I left too hard of an impression on Haf. He was always a wuss. Seriously though, I'm still not playing wow (big surprise). However, I do have AIM and MSN if either of you punks have it. I'd like to catch up one day. (said IM information PM'd to Haf)
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