1 - Please provide your RL specs (age, sex, marital status, yiffer, etc.)
29, M, Single, Hot for Stomp and Haf orgies, masturbate to angry german horse sex
2 - Have you read our mission statement and structure?
You have a mission statement??? Structure? What's that??
3 - Why do you want to join Bound at the casual Voyeur status?
Cuz I wanna make little druid babies w/ Stomp and dead babies w/ Haf
4 - Do you know someone who is in Bound?
I remember a gnome lock named Stumpalina and a dorf priest named Loredrin that I knew way back on Llane. I used to heal on a fail druid called Clawrunner.
5 - Do you have aspirations to raid at some point?
My only aspiration is to actually finish filling this app out
6 - How many hours do you play per week?
Play? WoW is for playing? No one told me!
7 - If an iceblock were to scream, what would it say?
Seeing how its mouth melted off when it met w/ a Copenhagen prostitute, not much.